Thursday, June 18, 2015

20 Online Banking Security Questions for Young Alaskan Yuppie Transplants

1. What year did you move to Alaska?

2. How many Siberian Huskies do you know named Kobuk?

3. What is the year of your favorite Mariners team?

4. What is the year of your favorite Seahawks team?

5. What is the name of the first person whose beard really grossed you out?

6. What is the name of the first environmental non-profit you worked at?

7. At whose wedding did you wear your first pair of Xtra Tuffs and couldn't believe you were wearing Xtra Tuffs to a wedding?

8. Where were you the first time you were buried up to your neck in snow and legitimately wondered if you would be able to get out without help?

9. Where were you standing the first time you saw a bear close enough to be scared of the bear?

10. What is your mileage plan number?

11. What was the first place you traveled to in the Alaskan wilderness that you were certain you would never return from alive?

12. What road were you driving on when you almost slammed into your first moose?

13. What was the make and model of your first Subaru?

14. What is your favorite Moose's Tooth "pizza?"

15. What is the name of your lab retriever-mix?

16. What is your favorite power tool to use ineptly and quite possibly dangerously?

17. What is your favorite firearm to use ineptly and quite possibly dangerously?

18. What type of fish is always in your freezer?

19. What type of fish is always in your freezer that you routinely lie about having caught yourself?

20. Where did you take your first shitty iPhone picture of the Northern Lights?


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