This Is 40: A Comic

Your Excuse for Missing the Solar Eclipse

A friend posted this "solar eclipse identity" diagram on Facebook in honor of (duh) the solar eclipse, and since I missed it, I thought it'd be fun to make a similar chart to determine the real reason you missed the eclipse:

Alaskan Hierarchy of Needs

Alaskan Gravestones

Meet Kellyanne: The Newest American Girl (TM) Doll to Celebrate Trump's Historic Win in 2016 America!

(Note: Apparently Shouts & Murmurs came up with this basic idea at the same time as me. BUT, did they have this awesome drawing? NO!)

Parental Word Search

First World Kiddie Cheese Plate

More Valentine's Day Candy: Hate Hearts for That Extra Special Person in Your Life

Realistic Valentine's Day Candy Hearts for Alaskans

Not pictured: "Give Me Miles" & "907"

Winter Comes to Alaska: A Comic

How to Succeed in the Workplace the American Woman Way: A Comic

American Censorship Explained in Two Easy Pictures

Congressional Vanity Plates and a Modest Point

Oh and here's a modest point: Maybe it's time to rethink a culture in which women's nipples have to be pixelated, but it's perfectly fine to watch people's heads being blown off their bodies. Just saying.

"Sexy Mom" Halloween Costumes

Cecil's Dream: A Comic

Honest Notes From a Panel Discussion on Anything

The Seasons of Southeast Alaska as Told by O.H.M.

Profane Emojis That Really Should Exist Based on Their Obvious Utility

Child Versus Mother Sleep Needs

Causes of World Catastrophes: By the Numbers