Monday, December 8, 2014

If Little Kids Could Tweet

Poo-poo pee-pee poo-poo panties!
#poop #pee #vagina #penis

@parents: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? #triceratops #meteors

@parents: can I have another clementine? Also ketchup? #dinner

Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah boo boo you can't get me! #liarliar #pantsonfire

@sibling: she punched me and he took my Spirograph. #giveatimeout #nofair

@parents: God lives inside you, so when you eat food it goes into God's stomach. #religion #scaredmom #fuckincreepyyo

@parents: Gloves? I don't know where those are. Same with coat and hat. #cashhemorrhage. #coldhands

It's 6:00 a.m. on a weekend! Time for two hours of @wildkratts and @caillou!

@parents: I'm not tired and you can't make me go to sleep. #gothefucktosleep. #doyouhaveanyideahowmuchiwouldlovetohavesomeoneforcingmetogotosleepeverynight?!


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