"Mom! Can you come here? This is going to require adult supervision."
"MOM! I'M READY FOR A WIPE!"
"You know, this whole thing is actually a lot easier without mom."
"When I have babies, I'm going to live in your house with you."
"When you look Medusa in the eye, you turn to STONE."
"Can we make lemonade?"
"Where are the instructions to this? I think I built it backwards."
"I think we lost it."
"Mom? I have to poop." [while outside, far from a bathroom, in a snowsuit, gloves, jacket, and hat].