Continuing on the theme of self delusion--and a long trip involving many public restrooms--my dad's article below says it all. I've never suffered the delusion that a paper toilet seat cover is a barrier to disease. Well, at least not a biological barrier. Perhaps a psychological and delusional one.
So I might or might not hover, but I will never, ever use one of those toilet seat covers. Wait. That's obviously the hook to the next big Taylor Swift hit single! Get her agent on the phone, stat!
For anyone who can't access the link, the article basically debunks the myth that public restrooms are actually any dirtier than your bathroom at home.