Monday, January 15, 2018

Martin Luther King is Like, a Huge Inspiration to My Multi-Level Marketing Scheme

Have you guys been on social media this morning? I have, because it just so happens that I needed to check the status of my various wrinkle creams, scented candles, essential oils, baby books, health shakes, and cooking gadgets--both the ones I bought from my girlfriends AND the ones I sold to my girlfriends in my living room last night with like, so much wine!

So. Much. Wine. LOL.

And the first thing I saw trending was that today is Martin Luther King Day! And OMG. He was SUCH an inspiration. You can read all about him on Wikipedia but he was like, a seriously big deal.

ICYMI, Dr. King was the leader of the American civil rights movement and best known for his role in advancing civil rights using nonviolent civil disobedience. He won the Nobel Peace prize and was famous for saying "If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward."


If Dr. King were alive today, he would probably have this quote printed on a bumper sticker that he would stick on the Nutri-Bullet that he'd use to mix his chocolate protein Isagenix™ shake on his way to pilates. He'd feel SUPES inspired to stay on his plan of five small meals a day, three of which are shakes, one of which is a handful of almonds and half an avocado, and one of which is a sensible dinner low in complex carbohydrates and high in protein!

MLK also helped organize the Selma to Montgomery marches in 1965, and notably said at some point in his career that "darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." 

But you know what else can drive out darkness and bring the light, is Scentsy™ candles, specifically The LOVELY smell of warm vanilla sugar lighting up your bathtub for some well-deserved ME TIME or maybe a romantic date night-in with your honey?! Hmmm? HMMMM??? You'd have to have like, ICE in your veins not to love the huge variety of colorful florals and scents available at Scentsy.

But one of MLK's BEST known quotes is "I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." 

Good thing Rodan & Fields and doTerra Essential Oils are great for removing and healing blemishes on your skin so that your friends and colleagues can better focus on the content of your character without being distracted or put off by unseemly wrinkles or weird smells! 

When Dr. King was assassinated in 1968 by James Earl Ray in Memphis Tennessee, it was a national tragedy, and a good time to remember Dr. King's words: "our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

And let me ask you what matters more than a 7 piece set of stainless steel cookware from the Pampered Chef?™ (That was a rhetorical question btw). So speak up and get yours from ME—your local Pampered Chef™ consultant TODAY—before they sell out!

It's 2018, and the best way we can honor a human rights hero like Dr. Martin Luther King is to emptily co-opt and use his inspiring words to sell crap no one needs.

1 comment:

  1. Jeez! How many cheeks can you stick your tongue into all at the same time?


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