Friday, March 23, 2018

More FAQ on O.H.M.

Here are some answers to frequently-asked questions about my blog.

Q: Why do you curse so much?
A: Fuck off.

Q: Do you ever think about toning it down a little?
A: Only when misogynists try to tone police me and then I think about telling them to fuck all the way off.

Q: Aren’t you worried about your professional reputation?
A: No. There are some things that are more important than hypothetical future career opportunities, and making a public record of Trump’s relentless assholery, parenting fails, and eating the booty like groceries are just a few of them.

Q: You should put ads on your blog to make money off of it.
A: My blog is a hobby and not a job, and if you read it you’d know how much I hate ads and literally everything they stand for. So no.

Q: Can you tone this post down so we can reprint it for free?
A: Sorry, I’m profoundly disinterested in your unsolicited disinterest in my hobby.

Q: Why do you hate America?
A: I don’t hate America, I just hate you.

Q: You do realize that white privilege isn’t actually a thing, right?
A: You do realize you’re stupid AF, right?

Q: Can I make a suggestion?
A: No.

Q: How about I reword my suggestion like this?
A: How about fuck off.

Q: How about men’s rights?
A: See previous answer.

Q: Can you promote my product?
A: Are you high RN?

Q: How about THIS product though?
A: Bye, Felicia.

Q: I think more people would respond to you if you did this thing.
A: I think one of those people is me and my response is no.

Q: I think your foul language undermines the points you’re trying to make.
A: I think you don’t understand me, and that’s okay, Dolores.

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