Q: Why do you curse so much?
A: Fuck off.
Q: Do you ever think about toning it down a little?
A: Only when misogynists try to tone police me and then I think about telling them to fuck all the way off.
Q: Aren’t you worried about your professional reputation?
A: No. There are some things that are more important than hypothetical future career opportunities, and making a public record of Trump’s relentless assholery, parenting fails, and eating the booty like groceries are just a few of them.
Q: You should put ads on your blog to make money off of it.
A: My blog is a hobby and not a job, and if you read it you’d know how much I hate ads and literally everything they stand for. So no.
Q: Can you tone this post down so we can reprint it for free?
A: Sorry, I’m profoundly disinterested in your unsolicited disinterest in my hobby.
Q: Why do you hate America?
A: I don’t hate America, I just hate you.
Q: You do realize that white privilege isn’t actually a thing, right?
A: You do realize you’re stupid AF, right?
Q: Can I make a suggestion?
A: No.
Q: How about I reword my suggestion like this?
A: How about fuck off.
Q: How about men’s rights?
A: See previous answer.
Q: Can you promote my product?
A: Are you high RN?
Q: How about THIS product though?
A: Bye, Felicia.
Q: I think more people would respond to you if you did this thing.
A: I think one of those people is me and my response is no.
Q: I think your foul language undermines the points you’re trying to make.
A: I think you don’t understand me, and that’s okay, Dolores.
Q: I think more people would respond to you if you did this thing.
A: I think one of those people is me and my response is no.
Q: I think your foul language undermines the points you’re trying to make.
A: I think you don’t understand me, and that’s okay, Dolores.
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