Well, just follow these simple pro-tips and terrorize your way to being a respectable 'Murican terrie!
1. Speak broken English, just not with a foreign accent.
2. Live in compounds in the woods in the buttfuck middle of nowhere, like basically the American version of a cave in Afghanistan.
3. Have a "mental illness" instead of just being a plain old homicidal maniac.
4. Call yourself a "militia," 'cause that makes you sound real Second Amendment-y and patriotic-like.
5. Be armed to the teeth with semi-automatic rifles and homemade pipe bombs.
6. Vow to overthrow the U.S. Government for not being Founding Fatherish enough.
7. Be a religious fundamentalist.