Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Donald Trump Just Called Ted Cruz a "Pussy" and I Wrote a Poem About It

A is for Asshole, that's right near the spot
B is for Balls, some say Trump has a lot
C is for C-U-Next-Tuesday, that word!
D is for Dammit, is that what we heard?!
E is for Echo, repeating the phrase
F is for Fill the news cycle for days
G is for G-spot and Genitals too
H is for Hairy, that place where we screw
I is for Imbeciles, Trump has them beat
J is for Juicy, soft tender pink meat
K is for King of the Crass, that is Trump
L is for Lips near a Lady's fine rump
M is for Mazin, Ted's old college pal
N is for Natural, warm birth canal
O is for Obvious, total line cross
P is for "Pussy," 'cause Trump knows who's boss!
Q is for Quickly Quit yammering now
R is for Rapidly lowering brow
S is for Seriously, that's where we're at?
T is for Trump, that's the answer to that!
U is for Under this bar there's no room
V is for Vajayjay and Va-Va-Va-VOOM!
W is for What the Fuck did he just say?
X is for X-rated vocabulary
Y is for Yawning dark chasm of lust
Z is for Zapping decorum to dust.

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