In an apparent coda to his famous 2012 "empty chair" speech to Barack Obama, the legendary 86 year-old silver fox bazillionaire/pretend cowboy--who appears to be cobbled together from leather Coach handbags, rawhide bones, telephone-wire eyebrows an eagle could build a nest in, curdled vanilla Ensure nutrition shakes, and Archie Bunker's old socks--wants you to get off his proverbial lawn.
In the wide-ranging interview, Clint joins a chorus of cloistered Hollywood celebrities on both sides of the aisle who generally speaking have zero first-hand knowledge (and therefore zero business offering their meaningless opinions) about what's happening in the real world beyond the threshold of their infinity pools in the Hollywood Hills.
Yet that doesn't stop this human Viagra pill from subjecting us all to his profound social insights, joined by his 30 year-old son Scott whom he helped raise from
- "For a man, once you've sired your pups, you're
donesupposed to actively parent those pups just as much as their mother because, um, you're a fucking parent."
- "[Donald Trump is] onto something, because secretly
everybody'sold white guys are getting tired of p olitical correctness, kissing upbeing called out for being clueless, misogynistic white supremacists. That's the kiss-assassertive generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussywomen-and-minorities-aren't taking-our-shit-sitting-down-anymore generation. Everybody'sOld white guys are walking on eggshellsscared about losing even one scintilla of their hegemony and dominance over society. We see peoplewomen and minorities accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuffdemanding some level of social and economic parity. When I grew up, those thingsJim Crow segregation, quotas for women in schools and workplaces, and Japanese internment camps weren't called racist."
- "What Trump is onto is he's just saying
what's on his mindwhatever he thinks will garner him the most attention, regardless of the consequences to society. And sometimes it's not so goodit threatens to incite a race war and dissolve a 240 year-old democracy."
- "Everybody--the press and everybody's going--'Oh, well that's racist.' And they're
making a big hoodoo out of itcalling it out for what it is. Just fucking get over itkeep doing what you're doing until people like me can finally find an ounce of empathy and step out of our bigoted, privileged box by putting ourselves in someone else's shoes for 1.5 seconds. It's a sad time in historyfor rich, clueless albino dickheads like me.
- [Hillary Clinton is] a tough voice to listen to for four years. It could be
a tough onevery upsetting to see and hear a woman in the ultimate global position of leadership; one whose main purpose and goal in life is not to look like Marilyn Monroe and who has the nerve to use her vocal chords to utter words that are not either lines from a script or a sultry "You're so sexy, Clint Eastwood, take me to bed or lose me forever."
- "I'm the anti-
the pussynon-Archie Bunker generation. Not to be confused with pussywomen."