Upping Scotland's Ante on Creative, Descriptive, and 100% Accurate Nicknames for Donald Trump

After the Brexit vote, Scotland owned the internet with its creative sick burns for the Fascist Cantaloupe currently running for POTUS, after he tweet-celebrated Scotland's decision to leave the EU despite the fact that, um, Scotland actually decided not to do that.

Anyway, leather-faced shit tobogganist, cock-juggling thundercunt, incompressible jizztrumpet, and polyester cockwomble were all pretty awesome, but I am now upping Scotland's ante with a few creative, descriptive, and accurate Trump nicknames of my own. 

Enjoy!

• Burnt sienna howler monkey
• Bloviating cum bubble
• Chicklet-grilled bluster muffin
• Silicone boob-grabbing twitter dingus
• Tangerine turd burglar
• Shag carpeted shit wagon
• Insufferable three-ring flea-circus clown
• Swaggering, smarmy taint stain
• Hollowed-out, smug pumpkin husk
• Bellowing, dried apricot skid mark
• Earthenware, anthropomorphized port-a-potty
• Mendacious dollar gobbler
• Tiny-fingered, oozing grundle sore
• Bankrupt, jack-booted, chunder-spewing bile duct

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