I Rewrote No Scrubs for 2018

A scrub is a guy like Kavanaugh
And is also known as a creeper (creeper)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his rich ass

So no, I don't want his crying
No, I don't want to give him mine and
No, I don't want to meet him in court and
No, I don't want none of his time and

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the highest court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the highest court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me

Well this scrub checkin' Roe
But his game is weak
And I know that he'll try to reverse it
'So I'm looking with rage, at his yearbook page
Can't get wit' dat frat-boy ass

So no, I don't want his anger
No, I don't want to give him mine and
No, I don't want to hear that wailing
No, I don't want none of his time and

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the highest court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the highest court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me

If you get blackout drunk and you're gropin'
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
If you went to Yale and STILL mopin'
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
If you boofed in the Devil's Triangle
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get us with your money
Oh no, I don't want no
No scrub, no scrub
No scrub, no scrub

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the highest court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a judge that can't get no love from me
Sittin' on the circuit court
Sellin' women short
Trying to holla at me!