Thursday, September 1, 2016

5 Restless Body Part Syndromes I Think I Have in Addition to Restless Leg Syndrome

1. Restless Mouth Syndrome: I can't keep my mouth shut when it comes to sharing my opinion, nor can I keep it shut when it comes to cake. Clearly this is a syndrome.

2. Restless Eyeball Syndrome: Cannot. Stop. Rolling. My. Eyeballs.

3. Restless Face/Palm Syndrome: At least fifteen times a day, I smack my palm into my face. I'm not sure if this makes my face restless or my palm restless. Probably both.

4. Restless Forehead Syndrome: I also bang my forehead against my desk (on purpose) about two dozen times a day, so yeah, my forehead is restless too.

5. Restless Middle Finger Syndrome: Self explanatory.

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