Now, Trump and the baby--who because he is an 8 week-old minor has not been identified--are in a major Twitter beef. The two literal and figurative infants share in common bald heads, soft skulls, thin skin, an impulsive, irascible demeanor, frequent tantrums, short fingers/tiny penises, a limited vocabulary, and a fondness for breasts.
But apparently that's where the similarities end:
But apparently that's where the similarities end:
@realDonaldTrump: This baby, who does not know me, viciously attacked me from the crowd of a Virginia rally and is now all over T.V. doing the same. Nice!
@rallybaby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@realDonaldTrump: How long did it take Bawlin' Baby to come up with that one? This baby has ZERO credibility now. Very dishonest. DUMB LOSER.
@rallybaby: GOO GOO GAH GAH.
@realDonaldTrump: Bawlin' Baby is at it again! Appreciate the congrats on getting him to be quiet & leave, but this story is not about a baby. It's about BABIES TERRORIZING AMERICA BY CRYING AND BLOWING OUT THEIR DIAPERS! Time to get smart, parents!
@rallybaby: GURGLE BLURBLE GURGLE BLURBLE.
@realDonaldTrump: I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. Tremendous sacrifices and now I am very rich. What sacrifices has Bawlin' Baby made? Sleep? Candy that I took very easily? SAD!
@rallybaby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Photo: ABC News
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