Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Trump in Tweet Beef With Baby He Kicked Out of Rally

This week, Donald Trump got into a bit of a verbal altercation with a baby at a Virginia rally, when the baby had the temerity to threaten Mr. Trump's dominance of the room by (quite justifiably) weeping over the presidential nominee's position on China or something. 

Now, Trump and the baby--who because he is an 8 week-old minor has not been identified--are in a major Twitter beef. The two literal and figurative infants share in common bald heads, soft skulls, thin skin, an impulsive, irascible demeanor, frequent tantrums, short fingers/tiny penises, a limited vocabulary, and a fondness for breasts. 

But apparently that's where the similarities end:

@realDonaldTrump: This baby, who does not know me, viciously attacked me from the crowd of a Virginia rally and is now all over T.V. doing the same. Nice!

@rallybaby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

@realDonaldTrump: How long did it take Bawlin' Baby to come up with that one? This baby has ZERO credibility now. Very dishonest. DUMB LOSER.

@rallybaby: GOO GOO GAH GAH.

@realDonaldTrump: Bawlin' Baby is at it again! Appreciate the congrats on getting him to be quiet & leave, but this story is not about a baby. It's about BABIES TERRORIZING AMERICA BY CRYING AND BLOWING OUT THEIR DIAPERS! Time to get smart, parents!

@rallybaby: GURGLE BLURBLE GURGLE BLURBLE.

@realDonaldTrump: I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. Tremendous sacrifices and now I am very rich. What sacrifices has Bawlin' Baby made? Sleep? Candy that I took very easily? SAD!

@rallybaby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Photo: ABC News

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