And so it is with the Facebook page, "Bikers and Friends of Bikers That Swear to Protect Barron Trump."
A deep dive into this page left me with serious doubts as to its authenticity, but certainly some of the people posting there seem to think it's not a parody account, while still others are bringing a troll game that is nothing short of epic.
I will leave it to you, dear reader, to review the highlights and decide for yourself. Okay never mind. The winner is (the apparently totally serious?) Norma Elle from Missouri.
Read on to find out why. As POTUS himself would say, ENJOY!