The internet is ablaze with the secret identity of "Becky with the good hair," Jay Z's alleged paramour outed in Beyoncé's "Lemonade." Good thing O.H.M. is on the case for the Beyhive, meticulously whittling down the possible sources strand by strand, and so far I've eliminated 8 possible Beckys based on their hairstyles at key points in time:
Becky from Full House
Becky from Roseanne
Becky from Glee
Becky from Empire
I think I'm really onto something here. You're welcome, internet!