The 140-character bon mot in question said: “If Hilary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
The Daily News reports that this damp, squishy, turd of a tweet was "'retweeted by one of 10 staff members' who handle Trump's social media. 'As soon as Mr. Trump saw the tweet, he deleted it,' said the rep."
This begs the question: what other shart-tweets that Donald Trump totally disagrees with inadvertently made their way into The Donald's Twitter feed without his knowledge? O.H.M. speculates that a serendipitous screen shot would have grabbed the following:
- "I've lost track of the number of wives I've failed to satisfy. Need refill of Viagra prescription."
- "The G.O.P. can suck my gold-plated dick. Only this "Just for Men" dyed ginger comb-over will make America great again!"
- "Just found Obama's real birth certificate! My underlings had misfiled it with my release papers from psych ward. Whoops!"
- "Running out of orange liquid foundation and bronzer. Just sent Ivanka to Sephora to grab some."
- "Taking suggestions of name for my next building. Top 4 contenders so far: Trump Hall, Trump Palace, Trump Manor, and Trump Trump."
- "If half my business ventures are in Chapter 11, what makes me think I can save the U.S. economy?"
- "Good thing I have so much money. Otherwise no woman would ever touch my shriveled-up junk."
- "S.E.C. investigating me again. Time to divert some $ to junk bonds. Long live the '80s!"
- "New porcelain veneers look great! Now I can open up my shart hole with even more confidence!"
- "New season of The Apprentice airing soon. Must manufacture celebrity feud to help with ratings and promotion."
- "First order of biz when I get to White House: re-paint it gold and re-name it Trump Palace D.C."
- "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks."
- "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me--consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
- "According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in NYC are blacks. If you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white."
- "I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty."
- "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
- "BTW: THOSE LAST 5 SHARTS ARE THINGS I ACTUALLY SAID--NOT SOMETHING O.H.M. MADE UP!"