Sunday, March 8, 2015

The Winter That Wasn't: Pros and Cons to Alaska's Dud of a Winter 2015

PROS

--Nostril hairs freezing less often.

--Fewer exclamations of "FUCK ITS COLD FUCK ITS COLD FUCK ITS COLD!!!" while running to front door after plugging in car.

--Toddlers and small dogs easier to locate in snow berms.

--Learned a bunch of new things about meteorology.

--No snow days (parents).

CONS

--No legitimate making fun of Lower 48 winter.

--Skiing on gravel.

--Taking a skiff up a river instead of a snow machine.

--The End of the World As We Know It.

--No snow days (kids).



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