Tuesday, June 5, 2018

The Correct Lyrics to God Bless America According to Trump

God bless -- MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Land that I love WHEN THERE ISN’T A TOTALLY PHONY RUSSIA WITCH HUNT ORCHESTRATED BY SPIES, CROOKED HILLARY, AND SLIPPERY JAMES COMEY
Stand beside her—SHE’S A TOTAL TEN, BIGLY TERRIFIC, AMAZING BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY—I OWN THE MISS U.S.A. PAGEANT, BY THE WAY. HIGHEST RATINGS IN TELEVISION HISTORY.
And guide her BY THE PUSSY STRAIGHT TO THE LOCKER ROOM BUT NOT THE LOCKER ROOM WHERE THE DISGRACEFUL PHILADELPHIA EAGLES WILL BE DISRESPECTING OUR GREAT NATIONAL ANTHEM!
Through the night with the light from MY UNSECURED ANDROID TWEETING ABOUT FAKE NEWS AND THE LYING, FAILING NEW YORK TIMES. WHY CAN’T THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA REPORT THE TRUTH?! THEY DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I AM WINNING. JOBS JOBS JOBS!
From the LOW ENERGY, VERY UNFAIR mountains WHERE THE TOTALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL SPECIAL COUNSEL IS PROBABLY HIDING
To the APPRECIATE THE CONGRATS FOR MAKING THE BEST TRADE DEALS prairies
To the HIGH TAX, HIGH CRIME oceans
White with VERY FINE PEOPLE, I ASSUME?
God bless America AND THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL I JUST STARTED (AND THAT MEXICO IS PAYING FOR, BY THE WAY), TO PROTECT OUR GREAT NATION FROM MS-13 THUGS AND SANCTUARY CITY-DWELLING ANIMALS
My home sweet WINTER WHITE HOUSE IN MAR-A-LAGO WHERE THERE HAS BEEN NO COLLUSION home.


NICE! 




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