Sunday, May 27, 2018

Inside My Head During a Ballet Recital of 10 Seven Year-Olds Dancing to Take My Breath Away

...OMG, this song is so bad. What movie was this in again? Ghost? With Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze making sex pottery? Wait that was Unchained Melody I think ... 

... Wait. No. TOP GUN!

... I think I had a Top Gun Nintendo game. God that game was boring. I only ever played it when Super Mario Bros. had too much dust in the cartridge ...

... I can’t believe little girls are dancing to a sex scene anthem between Kelly McGillis who is now a lesbian and Tom Cruise who is probably gay and an insane Scientologist ...

... The cognitive dissonance between what my eyes are seeing and what my mind is thinking is really quite disturbing, I must say ...

... The way Goose died was so sad and scary ... getting ejected into the roof of a plane? Oy! Poor Meg Ryan. What ever happened to her career? And also Anthony Edwards after E.R.? I wonder if he’ll get #MeToo’d. Nah, probably too D list ...

... Wouldn’t it be crazy if Anthony Edwards and Meg Ryan made a comeback with Meg accusing Anthony of sexual misconduct on the set of Top Gun? ...

... How many of these dances are left ... OMG ... TWELVE?! ... these costumes are dope AF tho ...

... They really don’t make movies like Top Gun anymore. If a dude EVER played this song for me in the bedroom I’d be calling an Uber faster than he could zip up his jeans ...

... They didn’t even have Ubers then of course. Still, I’d have run away for SURE ...

... I bet Kelly McGillis really hates Tom Cruise ... I bet Katie Holmes hates him more ...

... God, he is so gross ...

... Is this over yet?




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