Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Who Said It: An Alaskan or a Mushroom?

"It’s so dark."

"Everything is covered with mold."

"Why can’t I find a decent pizza?"

"Could I be any paler?"

"I’m cold and damp."

"If you need to find me, I’ll be hiding in the woods."

"I’m covered in dirt and mud."

"I guess I’m just gonna have to reproduce asexually."


"I feel like one giant allergy."

"Just leave me alone."

"I feel stuck here."


"I'm never moving away from here."

"God, I stink to high heaven."

"I love trees."

"I have relatives in Hawaii."




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