Sunday, March 18, 2018

Trump Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Collusion.
Collusion who?
Exactly! THERE WAS NO COLLUSION!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Mueller.
Interrupting Muell—
YOU’RE FIRED!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The Biggest.
The Biggest who?
THE BIGGEST WITCH HUNT IN POLITICAL HISTORY!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I’m orange and you can focus on that instead of on the fact that I could murder you in your sleep at the touch of a button?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Take a knee.
Take a knee who?
STAND UP FOR OUR GREAT NATIONAL 
ANTHEM YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS OF BITCHES!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nazi.
Nazi who?
Naziing the problem
 with these Very Fine People.™

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Appreciate the congrats.
Appreciate the congrats who?
“Appreciate the congrats” is 
just something I like to tweet to my 40M followers to congratulate myself on being congratulated, which is totally normal.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers who?
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of semi-automatic gunfire.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grabem.
Grabem who?
Grabem by the pussy, where else?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one left in this White House with a shred of intact dignity?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
Russian to cover up a bunch of shady financial transactions.


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the country blind while screaming JOBS JOBS JOBS and MAGA every five seconds.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nita.
Nita who?

Nita pretty good lawyer to keep you outta jail.






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