Friday, February 23, 2018

20 Things Every Parent Says or Asks Every Day in Vain and Without Fail

1. Why is this wet?

2. What’s that smell?

3. How did this get here?

4. That’s not what that’s for.

5. Why is there glitter on this?

6. Are you gonna clean that up?

7. What are your whispering to each other?

8. Open this door.

9. Well, where did you last see it?

10. How did you manage to lose THAT?

11. I assume you’re planning to clean that up.

12. That doesn’t go there.

13. Where did THIS come from?

14. You’re kidding me, right?

15. When was the last time you took a bath?

16. Do NOT speak to me that way!

17. We’re not buying that today.

18. We don’t have the ingredients to make that.

19. We’ll see.

20. Can you take it down a few notches?



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