Friday, June 23, 2017

Paige Has Been on the East Coast for Less Than 24 Hours and Has Complained About Heat 490 Times So Far

Although this photo was taken in the Seattle Airport, it accurately coveys Paige's feelings about east coast heat and car traffic in Boston, where as I write this it is 88 degrees on a Friday at rush hour.

Not gonna lie: I'm straight up worried this Alaska girl is going to fail to adjust to real summer, even in slightly-cooler-than-most-of-the-lower-48 New Hampshire where she will be away at camp for a month. 

Whether Paige's intolerance for heat is the result of some genetic predisposition, her Alaskan roots, or some combination of the two, the end result is intermittent bitching--from a kid who in all fairness rarely bitches about anything--about how hot it is.

OH MY GOSH IT IS SO HOT IT'S LIKE AN OVEN THERE ARE SO MANY CARS HERE HOW LONG IS THIS CAR RIDE IT'S MAKING ME SICK WHY IS IT SO HOT OH MY GOSH I'M MELTING HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS I NEED A VITARAIN I'M SO THIRSTY I THINK I'M DYING WHY IS IT SO HOT I'M GOING TO CRISP UP INTO A TINY SHARD OF ASHES [PANT PANT PANT PANT].

It's really quite dramatic. 

It's moments like this that I realize what it means to be born and raised in a temperate rain forest where, global warming notwithstanding, 45 degree days in July are the norm and the mercury rarely even hits 75. 

We did, however, spend the hottest part of the day in the air conditioned Boston Science Museum where Paige convinced my septegenarian aunt to go on a mini roller coaster and built a huge tower out of Jenga blocks. 

For science. 

Paige did experience her first ever planetarium show and announced that she was going to be a rocket scientist. I told her not so fast, homeslice. 

It's REALLY hot at Cape Canaveral.






2 comments:

  1. Speaking as a lifer SE Alaskan, it takes at least 8 weeks in heat to get used to it. If it is also super high humidity it is even worse.

    Lots of swimming helps.

    It is the ticks, snakes, and large spiders that are the true problem. Raccoons and opossums can also be traumatic. Skunks even more so for obvious reasons.

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  2. OMG, that was a total word for word quote from Clara. Must be the rainforest babies.

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