Monday, April 10, 2017

United Airlines Flight Club

RULES OF UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT CLUB

1. The first rule of Flight Club is: You do not talk about Flight Club.

2. The second rule of Flight Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB.

3. The third rule of Flight Club:
Someone yells, Tweets, starts video-recording, you get your crisis P.R. firm on the horn stat. The flight is over.

4. Fourth rule: Only two gate agents or airport police officers to an unruly passenger.

5. Fifth rule: One at a time to that overhead baggage compartment, fellas.

6. Sixth rule:
No leggings, no skirts above the knee.

7. Seventh rule: Flights (and fights on flights) will go on as long as they have to.

8. And the eighth and final rule
: If this is your first night at Flight club, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT.





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