Sunday, March 5, 2017

If Donald Trump Live-Tweeted the Iditarod

@realDonaldTrump: Just found out many huskies racing in Iditarod have undisclosed ties to Siberia. NEW LOW.

@realDonaldTrump: Is it even legal for a race to start in two different places? VERY UNFAIR!

@realDonaldTrump: I will be interviewed tonight on KTUU on huge deal I made with God that created snow for this year's Iditarod. Enjoy!

@realDonaldTrump: Serum run was FAKE NEWS put out by Chinese vaccine manufacturers. VERY SAD!

@realDonaldTrump: So-called "champ" Dallas Seavey totally unable to stop the "leakers" on his own team. Terrible!

@realDonaldTrump: Entry fees for this year's Iditarod top $4,000? We will negotiate a MUCH better deal!

@realDonaldTrump: Frozen kibble is a DISASTER. Drop bags are a MESS and I'm in the process of fixing it!

@realDonaldTrump: Apprentice has much better ratings than Iditarod (when I hosted, not pathetic LOSER Arnold Schwarzenegger)

@realDonaldTrump: Just leaving Huslia. HUGE crowd of my supporters much louder than all dog teams combined!

@realDonaldTrump: DeeDee Jonrowe and Aily Zirkle are tens. Other women mushers sadly fives.




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