Saturday, March 18, 2017

15 New Mottos for the United States Now That "E Pluribus Unum" is Obsolete

1. Land of the Free, Home of the Whopper
2. Ad Nauseum
3. That Awkward Moment When . . .
4. Check Your Privilege
5. Two Drink Minimum
6. 'Dis Mah House, and if You Don't Laaahk it, GET DAFUQ OUT!
7. If It's Gonna Be That Kind Of Party, I'm Gonna Stick My Dick in the Mashed Potatoes!
8. Got Truth?
9. Tastes Great, Less Filling
10. Gimme a Cheese With Nuthin'
11. It's Miller/Bannon Time!
12. #
13. SAD TERRIBLE DISASTER!
14. All in All, It's Just Another Brick in the Big, Beautiful Wall
15. Where's the Weeeeeeeeeed, Man?

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