1. Locker room banter
2. Boys will be boys
3. But Bill Clinton
4. Hillary Clinton has a pussy/is dying
5. 8,000 wrongs make a right
6. EVERY GUY says that stuff
7. Women like it!
8. Women are asking for it!
9. Rich and famous men are entitled to pussy.
10. America is full of PC pussies: It's time to Grab America by the Pussy Again!
BONUS EXCUSE: 50 Shades of Grey