Saturday, September 17, 2016

Hush Little Alaska Baby

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Mama's gonna clean up a husky turd
If that husky turd gets smushed
Mama's gonna fly you out to the bush
If the bush gets weathered in
Mama's gonna bear-proof your garbage bin
If that bin rolls in the mud
Mama's gonna buy you some tire studs
If those studs get all worn down
Mama's gonna buy you a Coke and Crown
If that drink makes you go pee
Mama's gonna garnish your PFD
If the PFD goes broke
Mama's gonna buy you a Crown and Coke
If that drink loses its fizz
Mama's gonna buy you a night of bliss
At Ted Sadler's Mattress Ranch
Unless you die in an avalanche 
If that avalanche spares your life 
Mama's gonna buy you an ulu knife
If that ulu knife gets dull
Mama's gonna buy you a big moose bull
If that bull moose charges us
Mama's gonna buy you a cruise ship bus
If that bus goes to find whales
Mama's gonna buy you a berry pail
If your pail gets full of fruit
Mama's gonna buy you a survival suit 
If that suit gets drenched in beer
You'll still be the sweetest little baby up here.




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