Tuesday, August 9, 2016

"Women are Smarter" by King Radio/Grateful Dead Now Official Theme Song of 2016 Election

With cornered rabid orangutan/presidential candidate Donald Trump's suggestion today that his opponent, Hillary Clinton, should be assassinated, the bipartisan Presidential Election Commission has announced that "Women are Smarter" is now the official theme song of the 2016 election. For those unfamiliar with the calypso standard, here are the lyrics:

Let us put men and women together

See which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no
Women run the men like a puppet show

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way


That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right

Little boy sit on the corner and cry
Big man come and he asked him why
He said, "I can't do what the big boys do"
The man sat down and he cried too.

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right, that's right

Ever since the world began
Women been banned from the ways of man
Listen boy 'cause I've got a plan
Give it up, don't try and understand

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right.


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