Sunday, May 22, 2016

Isaac, Age 5: Describing Elementary School Girl Game Verbatim

Isaac: I saw a girl at Paige's school walking like this [does exaggerated cat walk with hands on hips, and chest puffed out].
Me: Why was she walking like that?
Isaac: She was trying to be attractive.
Me: What do you mean?
Isaac: She was trying to turn a boy into her boyfriend. Like the girls on those Barbie shows.
Me: Did it work?
Isaac: No.
Me: Why not? What happened?
Isaac: He laughed in her face.
Me: BURN.


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