Thursday, July 9, 2015

Things I Believe Satan is Trying to Ram Down My Throat and Make Me Swallow

1. Nickelback
2. Joel Osteen's Porcelain Veneers
3. Nutella Double Pack from Costco
4. Reply All Emails
5. Donald Trump's Hair
6. Human Salami Stain Chris Christie
7. Folgers Coffee
8. Adam Levine from Maroon 5
9. Apple Tech Support
10. Car Alarms
11. Perky People
12. Opposing Counsel
13. Amateur Fireworks
14. The Confederate Flag
15. Paper Cuts
16. Eczema
17. Junk Mail from Insurance Companies
18. Runny Eggs
19. The Drunk Munchies
20. Hold Music


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