Uh huh. Ok, whatever you say. Here are a list of things in this picture alone that you could have used as a weapon in the same situation:
1. That necklace
2. Your rock-hard skull
3. Your eyeliner pencil
4. The acidic peroxide on your head that is clearly affecting your ability to think with an IQ higher than that of a protozoa.
But of course you'd be very unlikely to end up in a situation like what happened to Sandra Bland, because shit like that doesn't generally happen to people like you "in the history of this land."
I mean, really!? I actually don't think there has ever been a stupider comment made on TV "in the history of this land," and that's really saying something. Stupid is as stupid does, and stupid just doesn't get any stupider than this.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, a.k.a. Dimwit Von Numbskull: bringing shame on white people everywhere, one stupid ass comment at a time.