Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Proposed Tax Credits and Deductions for Alaskans

With tax season upon us and the economy foundering, I think it's high time for the feds to consider giving the residents of Alaska some long overdue, special tax credits and deductions. I propose the following:


CREDITS

Family & Dependents

  • Unsubstantiated OCS Complaint Credit
Health Care
  • Avoidance of Emergency Room in Prior Year Credit
Income & Savings
  • Money Under Mattress Due to Distrust of Banks/The Government Credit
  • Fishing/Hunting Licensing Fee Tax Credit
Homeowners
  • New Siding Credit
  • Pressure-Treated Wood Credit
Vehicle Credit
  •  Vehicle Under 120,000 Miles Credit
  •  Two Working Headlights Credit

DEDUCTIONS

Work-Related

  • Business Use of Snow Machine Deduction
  • Business Fishing Charter Entertainment Expense Deduction
  • Home Wood Shed Deduction (By Square Foot)
  • Depreciation and Amortization of Junk Vehicles Deduction
Investments
  • Sale of Dog Kennel Deduction
  • Sale of Conex Deduction
  • Sale of Solar-Powered Yurt Deduction
  • Sale of Ill-Conceived Guiding Business Deduction

Education
  • Raffle-Ticket Sales Deduction
  • Volunteering in Over-Crowded Classroom Deduction
  • Board Service Deduction
  • Homeschooling Through Scripture Deduction
Health Care
  • Seasonal Affective Disorder (S.A.D.) Light Deduction
  • In-Patient Rehab Fees Deduction
  • Outpatient Rehab Fees Deduction
Itemized Deductions
  • Gambling Loss (Pull-Tabs) Deduction
  • Rotary Club/Elk’s Club Membership Fees Deduction
  • Snow Removal Expenses Deduction
  • Militia Membership Fees Deduction
Miscellaneous Deductions
  • Useless Ski Pass Deduction
  • Pervasive Mold Abatement Deduction
  • Pellet Stove Repair Deduction
  • Hot Tub Maintenance and Repair Deduction

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