What is this object?
(a) An applicator for auto lube and/or caulk.
(b) An applicator for Monistat 7 yeast infection gunk.
(c) A turkey baster.
(d) A turkey baster that doubles as an implement for artificial insemination in the off-season (i.e. not Thanksgiving and Christmas).
(e) A booger/ear wax remover.
(f) The most important part of a DIY enema kit.
(g) A needle for a serious junkie.
(h) A scary, unrealistic dildo.
(i) A pump to make balloon animals at a child's birthday party.
If you guessed (i), you're correct! I enjoyed using this the other day to make the only balloon "animal" I know how: a crown with a giant dick and balls coming off the front.
All hail The Queen!