But "Dewitos" is simply a bridge too far. The idea of savory nacho cheese flavoring reduced to liquid and joined in an unholy union with neon green (now orange) lemon-lime soda is simply too vile to imagine, much less create and market to college students and online gamers and really anyone with human organs inside their bodies.
Dewitos is the fourth horseman of the apocalypse, and I for one am getting in the saddle and riding that stallion straight to hell. Now that Dewitos is here, that means I'm free to microwave a tube of Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookie dough, dump in a pint of Ben & Jerry's, squeeze out half a bottle of Hershey's Syup on top, and wait for the zombies while I watch the world descend into dystopian chaos around me.
Fortunately, the color of Dewitos indicates that it will make an excellent fire accelerant. Light it up Dewitos. Let the motherfucker burn!